Hey there! I'm 16 and a lady, as a few of you already know. I'm just going to thank you for looking at this page. Also talk to me. I don't bite. I know this theme is awful just stay with me here. I'm leaving it like this because it's the most functional temp thing I could find.

 

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

theking-and-hislionheart:

kelseytvs:

revoltingnaughtynewsie:

animalbks:

tony-wiseau:

If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.

Keira Knightley was 17 there

REALLY?!

Yup Keira was 16/17 for the filming of the first Pirates movie and here I am at 20, and all I’ve done today is study chemistry, eat cookies and cry a lot.

i stopped loving her when shE BURNT THE FREAKING RUM

I didn’t realize Captain Jack Sparrow had a tumblr

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Maybe the wolf is in love with the moon, and each month it cries for a love it will never touch.

Anonymous (via psych-facts)

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

Reading this reminded me.

I have math that I’m supposed to be doing in open another tab right now.

Played 288,830 times

mamamidnight:

hobo-golden:

I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love TheLivingTombstone.

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove a Cat is Cutest When Its Tongue is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. [distractify]

tortoises-in-the-tardis asked
Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself (publicly), then send this to ten of your favourite followers~

Oh shit.

Okay then, guess I’ll do it.

hmmm, My eyes? I think they’re really pretty.

Uhm, I got over dyslexia with reading an spelling very well. I read very fast now.

I can kinda cook. I can make pizza and garlic knots from scratch.

I caught a parakeet out of the air once and held it gently while it bit the crap out of my hand. Without hurting it or letting it go.

I’m worth over 15 goats.

imprintation:

gsfsoul:



Albert Einstein in Fuzzy Slippers

how can you just scroll past this you can’t

i tried to but as you can see i couldnt

cannot ignore this post ok

imprintation:

gsfsoul:

Albert Einstein in Fuzzy Slippers

how can you just scroll past this you can’t

i tried to but as you can see i couldnt

cannot ignore this post ok